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Purple Colourblocks: It is I, Purple, the most royale colour, I am practically the king of the Colourblocks. I live in a purple castle with a purple crown and love purple onions.

Purplecabbage62728: So if you're the king then... Who's the queen?

Purple Colourblocks: Why my lovely wife, Magenta!

Purplecabbage62728: ... isn't magenta a male?

Purple Colourblocks: Wait, Magenta is a male?

Purplecabbage62728: Yeah. He's a boy. You didn't know that?

Purple Colourblocks: Oh, no. Magenta was hiding his gender this whole time. And here I was, using the female honorifics.

Purplecabbage62728: It's okay. Happens all the time.

Purple Colourblocks: And just to be clear, what is Magenta's pronouns?

Purplecabbage62728: He/he

Purple Colourblocks: Wait, he uses the same pronouns as I?

Purplecabbage62728: Yup. You're both males

Purple Colourblocks: Wait, Magenta is a male? My life is a lie.

Purplecabbage62728: Breaking news: Local narcissistic king just finds out he's gay. The end is shocking

Purple Colourblocks: I AM NOT GAY. MAGENTA IS MY ADORABLE FRIEND, NOT MY PARTNER, I AM MALE AND HE IS MALE AND-

Purplecabbage62728: You literally said that he was the queen of your castle earlier.

Purple Colourblocks: Yes, I said that. Yes, I called him "My lovely wife". Doesn't mean-

Purplecabbage62728: *i then gave you the "we both know what you meant" side eye*

Purple Colourblocks: Look, I thought he was female, I was wrong. That is not gay.

Purplecabbage62728: Well you're still in a relationship with him so it counts!

Purple Colourblocks: Oh for the love of the almighty Colour Gods! HE IS NOT MY PARTNER, HE IS NOT MY LOVER, HE IS NOT MY "other half". WE ARE JUST FRIENDS.

Purplecabbage62728: But you literally said "your wife magenta" when referring to him

Purple Colourblocks: I THOUGHT HE WAS FEMALE! SO THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

Purplecabbage62728: Yes It does

Purple Colourblocks: NOOOOOOO IT DOESN'T.